//Ask Ryudo a Question - By Koby (koby411@gmail.com) //http://grandia-online.net function getAnswers() { time = new Date() randominteger = time.getSeconds() if (document.input1.textfield.value == "") { alert("You didn't ask me a question!") return } if (randominteger <= 3) answer="Did you really think so? Hahaha, I'm laughing now at your pitiful chances." if ((randominteger >= 4) && (randominteger <= 6)) answer ="Yeah, it's got a 65% chance of happening." if ((randominteger >= 7) && (randominteger <= 9)) answer ="Oh come on! No way!" if ((randominteger >= 10) && (randominteger <= 12)) answer ="Dammit! Quit asking me questions, when you know they all lead to NO" if ((randominteger >= 13) && (randominteger <= 15)) answer ="Why are you asking me instead of Skye? Do you really believe my answers? Then how bout, yes?" if ((randominteger >= 16) && (randominteger <= 18)) answer ="For the first time... I see...Nah never mind that was just Skye.. Leave me alone!" if ((randominteger >= 19) && (randominteger <= 21)) answer ="Good chances lie on the horizon." if ((randominteger >= 22) && (randominteger <= 24)) answer ="Ask me again, I am restless, overworked, and underpaid." if ((randominteger >= 25) && (randominteger <= 27)) answer ="Oh goodie, our pockets overflow with nuts. Hurrah! Wait almost forgot, YES!" if ((randominteger >= 28) && (randominteger <= 30)) answer ="As the sun is hot, your answer is YES." if ((randominteger >= 31) && (randominteger <= 33)) answer ="You're crazy! Gimme another one..." if ((randominteger >= 34) && (randominteger <= 36)) answer ="Forget about it..." if ((randominteger >= 37) && (randominteger <= 39)) answer ="Yeah, it could happen. 80% chance." if ((randominteger >= 40) && (randominteger <= 42)) answer ="Hitler has a better chance of raising from the dead." if ((randominteger >= 43) && (randominteger <= 45)) answer ="If you really think so, then it shall be." if ((randominteger >= 46) && (randominteger <= 48)) answer ="Who said ambiguous answers were bad? Not me, so YES!" if ((randominteger >= 49) && (randominteger <= 51)) answer ="You think I'm going to answer that after a day of hard work? Ask again later." if ((randominteger >= 52) && (randominteger <= 54)) answer ="If you own a pet, yes. Otherwise, no." if ((randominteger >= 55) && (randominteger <= 57)) answer ="The sun will rise in the east and set in the west. Thank you Captain Obvious. YES!" if ((randominteger >= 58) && (randominteger <= 60)) answer ="I'm laughing hard, very hard. You'd better ask again." var newWindow = window.open("test","Results","width=300,height=300") newWindow.document.write("") newWindow.document.write("Your Question: ") newWindow.document.write("" + document.input1.textfield.value + "") newWindow.document.write("

Ryudo says: ") newWindow.document.write("") newWindow.document.write("" + answer + "") newWindow.document.write("

Close Me

") newWindow.document.write("") }